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What Are Kiss Jokes?

Kiss Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of kiss jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Me: *nervous giggle* Goodbyes are so awkward.
Like do I go in for a kiss or what? Drive-thru attendant: Please just take your food, sir.
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#2
My car starts to hydroplane.
I let go & whisper, "Do it. Become the plane you've always dreamed of. I love you." *Soft kiss*
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#3
I got fired on my first day as a paramedic for trying
to revive everyone with true love's first kiss.
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#4
Me: *mouths I love you* Him: M: *blows kiss* H: M: *adjusts my pajama
top* H: *empties the can & hops onto the side of the garbage truck*
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#5
My girlfriend told me to kiss her where it stinks...
So I drove her to New Jersey..
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#6
My wife told me to kiss her like if we were in a soap opera I hugged her tight,
kissed her with passion and then slapped her because how dare she?!
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#7
How do you know your daughter's a slut?
Because you never kiss her goodnight.
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#8
If she's freaking out, kiss her forehead, hug her & call her beautiful..
If she growls, throw chocolate at her from a safe place
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#9
You gotta kiss a lotta frogs to get a lotta
desperate late-night texts from frogs.
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#10
5yo after licking my face: "Sorry.
My mouth meant to kiss you but my brain told me to lick you."
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#11
Did you hear about the bloke who tried to
kiss his girlfriend in the fog and mist.
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#12
A kiss makes my day.
Anal makes my hole weak.
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#13
How to enjoy babies: 1 Hold them 2 Kiss them 3 Hand them back to their
mom 4 Go have drinks with grown ups 5 Laugh about not having a baby
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#14
What's the worst part about dating a French horn player?
Whenever you kiss, they shove their fist up your ass.
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#15
Wyoming?
Why won't you kiss me? Because I'm Cheyenne.
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#16
Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single, kiss the ground and thank GOD !!
=)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
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#17
We don't have mistletoe at Christmas
so we just kiss under the influence.
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#18
If you come home after work and your wife greets you saying she got a massive
pay raise from her boss at work, remember to not kiss her on the lips.
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#19
Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single ,,,,kiss the ground and thank GOD !!
=)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
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#20
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with
him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and kiss jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most kiss jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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kiss jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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