What Are Knickers Jokes?
Knickers Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of knickers jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Bought the wife some Meatloaf knickers for Xmas.
The front says "I will do anything for love" On the rear it says "but I won't do that"
#2
Damn girl are you a pair of sexy knickers???
You're cute on the outside but you're only covering a c*nt
#3
Knock knock Who's there ?
Siobhan Siobhan who? Siobhan your knickers, your dad's home.
#4
What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?
"Where my knickers at?"
#5
I just saw two blind and deaf lesbians walking down the street with their
hands down one anothers knickers.....I think they were lip reading?
#6
Pardon my french, other day a redditor corrected me and told me Snickering and Sniggering are almost the same word and mean near the same thing.
so Knickers and... sneakers are the same also?
#7
Talking shoes What did the shoes say to the capri pants?
"What's up britches!" What did the shoes say to the black underpants? "Whassup my knickers?"
#8
I got beat up at a black lives matter rally for complaining about
my underwear These knickers where just making me so uncomfortable
#9
I can't wait to get home and rip my wife's knickers off...
They're bloody killing me!
#10
I find it quite sexy to see cum dribbling out of a girl's vagina.
But not if I've just taken off her knickers.
#11
The best thing about the south is...
They still hang their knickers in the front lawn.
#12
How do you tell if a girl is wearing no
knickers By the dandruff on her shoes
#13
Hey!
I got a new job working in quality control at a knickers factory! I'll be pulling down about 800 a week.
#14
Why was the washing machine laughing?
Because it was taking the piss out of the knickers.
#15
A Silly Riddle!
What is white looks like sand and found in the gusset your GF Knickers Clitty Litter!
#16
Ladies - how do you know if you are having a good time?
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
#17
Did ya hear about the woman with five legs?
Her knickers fitted her like a glove.
#18
I know I need to lose weight when..
I ask my boyfriend "do I look fat in these knickers ? " and he says " what knickers ?"
#19
Did you hear about the sarcastic washing machine?
It takes the piss out of your knickers.
#20
How do you know if you are having a good time?
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
Why People Enjoy Knickers Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and knickers jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love knickers jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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