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Knot Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of knot jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I accidentally swallowed a piece of string the other day.
When it finally came out the back end, it was all tied up. I shit you knot
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#2
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together...
Yep...I shit you knot!
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#3
I can eat a rope and have it come out tied at the other end.
. . I shit you knot
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#4
INTERVIEWER: what's your greatest strength?
ME: I'm good at untying knots INTERVIEWER: oh thank god can u get these running shoes off of me?
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#5
What do you call a married knot?
Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.
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#6
I hate jokes about strings.
Come on guys they're knot funny.
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#7
Granny knot, surgeon's knot, hangman's knot, square knot.
I can't do them, but my headphones sure fucking can.
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#8
A tassel walks into a bar...
The bartender yells out "Hey, you have to leave! We don't serve ropes here!" The tassel grins and says "Nope, I'm a Frayed knot!"
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#9
(Can we bring back the good old Chuck Norris short jokes people?-I'll start
first) Chuck Norris is the first guy to have made a knot out of a diamond.
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#10
If one is an expert at tying
knots, one does knot simply.
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#11
My new party trick..
I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together..... I shit you knot."
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#12
Today I realised I really want to tie the knot with the missus.
Anyone know where I can find instructions for noose tying?
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#13
I ate 2 pieces of string...
When they came out they were tied together. I shit you knot.
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#14
I can swallow a rope and poop
out a lasso I shit you knot.
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#15
*Speed Dating* Him: Do you have any hobbies?
Me: *tying my hair in a big knot under my chin so I look like I have a beard* "TAAA-DAAA!"
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#16
Anyone else able to tie rope using telekinesis?
Thought knot.
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#17
Nobody thought Robin Williams was capable of killing himself that way...
In fact, he was knot capable.
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#18
Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot?
A: "How Come?"
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#19
LPT: How to tie an extremely difficult knot Just put it in your pocket.
Works like a charm with my headphones every time.
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#20
I accidentally swallowed some thread a few days ago, and passed it out today.
I shit you knot.
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