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Kristen Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of kristen jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Robert Pattinson said Kristen Stewart humiliated him.
Then he added it was even more humiliating than being in Twilight.
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#2
Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers?
Because she has no facial expressions so can't react.
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#3
Me: Did you know avocado improves Brain function?' Kristen: 'Mom
you eat it all the time and I haven't seen ANY improvement.'
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#4
Adam gave Sally 3 flowers and 1 stuffed animal.
Kristen gave Sally 5 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? cancer.
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#5
is Kristen Stewart
a Vulcan
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#6
If Kristen Stewart played the daughter in Taken, Liam
Neeson would probably just let the bad guys have her.
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#7
Kristen Stewart is proof that if you're making a face and someone
slaps you on the back it will get stuck like that forever.
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#8
Give the chick a break.
Kristen Stewart TOTALLY looks sorry. Or happy. Or sad. Or constipated.
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#9
Kristen Stew@rt is apologizing for "everything she has done",
which I'm assuming includes the Twilight series.
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#10
Kristen Stewart is unable to be here today, so accepting the award
on her behalf is this large bowl of cold mashed potatoes.
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#11
There's no way I'm the only person who thinks Kristen Stewart
is doing the world's best Garfield impression.
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#12
Whenever you feel depressed, imagine
someone tickling Kristen Stewart.
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#13
So this Kristen Stewart cheating stuff...
Still a better love story than Twilight.
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#14
I wish Kristen from finance would tell us her husband was an "attorney"
one more time so I could feel better about shitting in her purse.
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#15
Whatever happened to that little girl from The
Ring, did she grow up to be Kristen Stewart?
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#16
Kristen Stewart looks like
she always has mono
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#17
Two muffins were baking in an oven...
One says "It's really hot in here" & the other one said "Oh crap! A talking muffin". Kristen Schaal
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#18
why pay kristen stewart millions of dollars when a cardboard cutout
of kristen stewart will give the exact same performance for free
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#19
Kristen Stewart always looks like she
just found out she was adopted.
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#20
We all make fun of Kristen Stewart for her wide variety of facial
expressions, but she'd probably kick all our asses in poker.
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