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Label Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of label jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
We should remove the warning labels from everything
and let the stupidity problem take care of itself.
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#2
The label of this bag of roasted peanuts includes a warning
that they come from a plant that processes peanuts
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#3
What do nutrition labels and tumblr have in common?
They're both full of trans fats
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#4
Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?
Because the label said General Foods.
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#5
Fact: A good beer will not lose its label after sitting in a cooler of ice water all week.
Related: Why is there still beer in the cooler??
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#6
I make one mistake and my pharmacist now adds
"by mouth" on the prescription label.
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#7
Caitlyn Jenner comes with a warning label...
It says: Warning - May contain traces of nuts.
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#8
When choosing a bottle of wine, it's good to pick one with a picture
of the animal you'd most like to get drunk with on the label.
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#9
My pharmacist thinks I'm a pedophile.
He keeps putting labels on my pills telling me to keep away from children.
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#10
Wife.
Would you cut the label off my dress. Me. Sure *Snip* There you go. Wife. Thanks. Me. No problem. *Kicks pony tail under bed.
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#11
"To label you "divine" would be to capture but a fraction of your resplendence.
... and could you pleeeeease grab an Oreo while you're up?"
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#12
Let's remove all the Warning Labels
and thin out the herd.
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#13
I always have to throw out my animal crackers.
They always have that label: "Do not eat if seal is broken".
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#14
Label every torrent you upload with your e-mail address
and other contact information so peers can thank you
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#15
I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people I'm just saying let's
remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.
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#16
I bought a box of animal crackers...
I bought a box of animal crackers and the label said, "Do not eat if seal is broken." I open the box and sure enough...
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#17
Thinking about getting a nutritional value
label tattooed on my inner thigh.
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#18
Get a big metal box, label it "TIME CAPSULE" and take
a big dump in it so people know what 2011 was like.
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#19
Whew.
Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower.
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#20
Today my boss will learn that I am nowhere near mature
enough to be left alone with a label maker.
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