What Are Larry Jokes?
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#1
Larry is a biologist who prefers to observe his deep-sea specimens
up close in the field He works well under pressure
#2
What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
#3
The Tree Stooges: Moehogany, Cherry, and
Curly Maple Alternate for Larry: Larchy
#4
My friend asked me how I became so confident, I told him I play Russian roulette every morning...
RIP Larry.
#5
I walked in on my best friend Larry banging my wife.
I said "Larry, I gotta', but you?"
#6
"Look man, I swear to you, as god as my witness..." [God appears from behind
dumpster] "I ain't coverin for u anymore Larry, you owe me $30"
#7
What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?
Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.
#8
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1000 bones in the human body?
Larry: Shhh doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!
#9
2 first names I don't trust people with 2 first names: Paul Ryan, Larry David,
Martin Lawrence, Saddam Hussein http://www.twitter.com/HireMeImFunny
#10
Holy shit.
Just realized that my last girlfriend was born the same year I got my first credit card. And I'm not even hot like Larry King.
#11
I'm shit at remembering names.
But isn't every Tom, Rick, and Larry
#12
Reincarnation, evolution, whatever.
At some point, Larry King was a possum.
#13
What does a parrot named Larry talk about?
Vocabulary
#14
Every time Larry picked up his colleagues in NJ and drove them to NYC, his wrists started hurting.
He was diagnosed with carpool tunnel syndrome.
#15
It's no surprise that Trump is here, just look at all the movies where there is a black President and something comes to destroy the earth.
All credits go to Larry Wilmore. ;)
#16
Larry La Prise, the creator of the hokey pokey died this week....
Every thing went well with the funeral except putting the body in the casket They put the left leg in.... And then the trouble started
#17
Ropin' and Ranchin'
by Larry Yett
#18
Some (Hopefully OC) poem I thought of while lounging around.
There once was a man named Larry Whose stomach detested dairy He had ice cream Harmless it seemed But next afternoon he was buried
#19
"Ugh, it's so dark!" *shivers* "And cold!
Why is it so huge? It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever?!" - Larry, the worst astronaut
#20
The most disturbing thing about fossil fuels is when
Larry King pisses into his gas tank and drives off.
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