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#1
LAUNDROMAT BLUES Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
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#2
Man escapes from insane asylum, and has sex with a girl in a laundry mat.
The newspaper the next day reads: "Nut screws washers and bolts." Edit: Error in title: laundromat*.
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#3
Found a $50 bill in the laundromat the other day..
I looked to the washer and dryers for clues, but they all told me to Bounce.
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#4
Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
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#5
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
- Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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#6
Crazy man has sex with machine at laundromat and
evades police Nut screws washer and bolts
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#7
A porn star comes running up to a laundromat just as it's closing, offering to trade sex so she can wash her clothes.
[nsfw] She just wanted to get one more load in.
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#8
What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?
The laundromat.
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#9
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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#10
Love putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer.
They're so warm and cozy, and it's fun. * scans the laundromat and guess whose they are.
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#11
SWJ goes to the laundromat .
. . . . . . . and is appalled by everybody being ok with separating whites from coloreds.
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#12
I am a single male and I folded a fitted
sheet at the laundromat today AMA!
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#13
Know when to holdem *Pick up panties Know when to foldem *Fold em Know
when to walk away *Leave laundromat Know when to run *Girl chasing me
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#14
A blonde walks into a laundromat...
And says to a worker, "can you wash this shirt?" The worker did not hear her and said "come again?" The blonde than replies "no it is mustard this time"
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#15
I like to do my laundry naked so that all my clothes are clean.
Unfortunately, the patrons at the laundromat don't seem to agree.
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#16
Hulk got mad at his washing machine.
Hulk SMASH IT! So Hulk gotta go to laundromat this morning. Hulk so stupid.
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#17
Why is a laundromat a bad place to pick up women?
Because if she can't afford a washer and dryer, she will never be able to support your broke ass...
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#18
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
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#19
How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?
Someone else goes home with their Jeans.
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#20
A guy escaped from the lunatic asylum.
He broke into the local laundromat, banged the female assistant and ran off. Headline in the local newspaper next day read, "Nut Screws Washer and Bolts".
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