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Leftovers Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of leftovers jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
That's it.
I'm quitting cold turkey. But damn Thanksgiving leftovers are so good. I need my fixin's.
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#2
I always heat up my Thanksgiving leftovers.
I quit cold turkey a long time ago.
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#3
If you want to break your addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers...
you need to quit cold turkey.
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#4
Have you heard of Eats Unwanted Leftovers Man?
He's the hero this city feeds
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#5
*reheats leftovers from yesterday's dinner date* *takes bite* *waiter
from last night knocks on window* "how's everything tasting folks"
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#6
I need to start buying Tupperware to store my leftovers
before throwing them out two weeks later.
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#7
The first year I didn't eat Thanksgiving leftovers on the day after.
I quit cold turkey.
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#8
The other day I was scraping leftovers into the garbage...
...and I couldn't help but think of those poor kids in Africa who don't have any garbage bins.
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#9
What do rabbis call the leftovers of a circumcision?
Debris.
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#10
The worst part of Thanksgiving is all of the leftovers...
and having to heat them up every time I want to eat since I quit cold turkey.
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#11
I have hit the age where sex and choosing the exact right
size Tupperware for leftovers are equally satisfying.
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#12
"Excuse me, waiter?
Can I get a doggy bag" "Sorry ma'am, we only have Doge bags." Much leftovers So pasta Very taking home Wow reheat at 350
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#13
"FOILED AGAIN!"
--Leftovers
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#14
If you want to piss off a fat person, just date their ex.
They hate when someone messes with their leftovers
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#15
Sent my husband to work with leftovers from dinner last night.
His co-workers are going to be so jealous of his bowl of cereal.
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#16
What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?
I liked the leftovers before they were cool.
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#17
It seems like every year I wind up eating leftovers from Thanksgiving until weeks afterwards.
Not this year though, I'm quitting cold turkey.
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#18
I've been addicted to eating the Thanksgiving leftovers...
...so I decided to quit cold turkey.
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#19
I was going to pay the taxi driver with my leftovers
from lunch but that wouldn't be fare to him
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#20
Every year I end up have so much Thanksgiving leftovers..
Not this year though. I'm quitting cold turkey
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and leftovers jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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