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Lemons Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lemons jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I want this guy to teach me to fish,
but he keeps handing me lemons.
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#2
When life gives you lemons, Instagram photos of them
and add #Lemons, #LemonSwag, and #UJealous.
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#3
When live gives you lemons...
life is trying to tell you you're leading a sour life.
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#4
When life hands you a komodo dragon suddenly
the times you got lemons seem pretty cool.
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#5
When life gives you lemons .
. . demand to see life's manager.
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#6
When life gives you lemons Chances
are you are high on LSD
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#7
I'll take two glasses of lemonade please...
...said the man. But hold the "ades". Waitress: So you just want two lemons? Man: No, I just don't want AIDS.
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#8
"How come we live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial
flavors & furniture polish is made from real lemons?"
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#9
If lemonade is made from lemons,
what's a colonnade made from?
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#10
Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
- A: A sourpuss!
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#11
If life hands you lemons, you are anthropomorphizing.
In some way, you've handed those lemons to yourself.
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#12
You people remind me of lemons....
You're sour, some people like you, and your juices can be squeezed out for money.
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#13
The doctor told the couple to eat lemons before sex to avoid pregnancy.
........But there was a mis-conception.
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#14
Memo to Life: Fewer lemons.
More cherries. Thanks!
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#15
Let's be honest: When life gives you lemons, most
of you just cry to the internet about it.
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#16
when life gives you lemons make apple juice, then
sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
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#17
When life gives you lemons, make a dress with them.
-Lady Gaga
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#18
When life gives you lemons just
be thankful it wasn't herpes .
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#19
Idk guys, life has never thrown me lemons.
Social anxiety, insomnia, mental breakdowns, drugs and eating disorders.. But never lemons.
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#20
Some lemons just handed
me a life.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and lemons jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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