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Leopard Jokes

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Leopard Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of leopard jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Playing guess the animal with 4yo.
4: it looks like a tiger. Me: a lion? 4: no. Me: leopard? 4: no. Me: i give up 4: it's a tiger
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#2
How does a leopard change its spots ?
When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !
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#3
What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?
A fireside rug you can get a good hump on. Source: Jo Brand on QI S3; Cat's Eyes
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#4
Life is that reality show character wearing a leopard print caftan saying
"Yer either gonna love me or hate me, I just tell it like it is"
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#5
Why can't leopards hide?
Because they are always spotted!
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#6
A leopard can carry something twice its weight into a tree
and a cougar can carry something half her age to bed.
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#7
I'm at the bar & I'm trying to convince this girl with a leopard
print shirt to go & bite this girl with a zebra print shirt.
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#8
Q: What did the leopard say when it ate the man?
A: That hit the spot.
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#9
Women dressed head to toe in animal print just bumped into
me, thought I was being attacked my an obese leopard.
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#10
Saw a Cougar wearing a Leopard coat, driving a Jaguar.
It's a jungle out there.
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#11
Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?
A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)
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#12
Do not adopt a snow leopard?
i did its ruined the sofa, there is shit all over the house,my arms are in ribbons and now i cant find the dog, i think some charities can be downright irresponsible!
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#13
Investment question If a leopard and a cheetah both had companies, which stock should you buy?
A: The leopard's, because cheetahs never prosper.
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#14
Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?
It couldn't find the right spot.
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#15
What side of a leopard has the most spots?
The outside
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#16
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
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#17
Google in the 80s "I'm sorry, did you
mean to search for *Deaf Leopard*?"
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#18
Million dollar idea: Dating website for
leopards called Connect the Dots
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#19
A Priest, a Rabbi, a Nun, two gorillas, a leopard, a horse, two turtles, and a dragonfly walk into a bar.
Bartender yells, "What is this, some sort of joke?"
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#20
A leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra.
But he was spotted.
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