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#1
My home security system is a nerf sword by the door.
My liquor cabinet has a retina scanner, 3 pit bulls & my 7th grade lesbian gym teacher.
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#2
My Lesbian neighbors got me a Timex for my birthday
They misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch."
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#3
What did one lesbian frog say to the other?
We do taste like chicken.
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#4
What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?
Scissor me timbers!
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#5
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders
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#6
Why did the vegetarian hate giving blow jobs?
She was a lesbian.
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#7
A gay and a lesbian are going to the airport.
Who gets there first? The lesbian. She got there lickity split while the gay guy was still packing his shit.
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#8
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss *I have to give credit to my buddy /u/canavo for that one!
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#9
What are the odds?
Daughter: Dad, I'm a lesbian Dad: Its cool 2nd Daughter: Dad, I'm also a lesbian Dad: OMG! Does anyone in this family like dick? Son: I do!"
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#10
They just discovered a lesbian dinosaur and are calling it...
Lickalotapus.
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#11
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
See you next month.
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#12
What do call forty lesbians
in a tree A CUNTREE
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#13
Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbians.
Apparently "in HD" wasn't the right answer.
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#14
In honor of the Million Muslim March...
What do you get when you add a million lesbians to the Million Man March? Two million people that don't do dick.
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#15
I was asked earlier today on my view on lesbian relationships.
Apparently in "HD" was the wrong answer.
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#16
How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?
None. It is all tongue and groove
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#17
Why do Vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don't like where real meat comes from.
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#18
Lesbian joke What do lesbians use for lubricant?
Tartar sauce!
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#19
Who always gets to the LGBT rally the fastest?
The lesbians, because they leave lickety-split. Meanwhile, the gay guys are still packing their shit.
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#20
what do you call a lesbian in a ford windstar filled with penises?
dick van dyke
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