What Are Lesbians Jokes?
Lesbians Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lesbians jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What do you call two lesbians on a canoe?
Fur Traders
#2
Did you know lesbians almost never cook for themselves?
They prefer eating out.
#3
Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?
When they get to third base they think they've scored
#4
Today a Gender Studies student asked me how our society viewed lesbians Apparently, in HD wasn't the correct answer.
Time to update my display to 4K.
#5
Hot girls on Twitter: Single and straight: 3% Lesbians:
12% Taken and straight: 15% Men: 70%
#6
What do lesbians and chinese people have
in common They both like to eat pussy
#7
What game do lesbians like to play?
Clash of Clams
#8
When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?
Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets
#9
Why do lesbians prefer going to Sports Authority?
They don't like Dicks...
#10
A feminist asked me how I view lesbians In
HD was apparently not the correct answer.
#11
Anybody heard about that new drug for lesbians?
Trycoxagain
#12
What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?
They both like girls
#13
Lesbians should not be allowed to buy
dildos, they made their choice!!
#14
It seems like gay guys get the most sex, lesbians get
the best sex, and straight people are just fucked.
#15
Why are all female moths lesbians?
They aren't attracted to moth balls.
#16
How do two lesbians pass their time when on their period?
Finger painting.
#17
What do you call two lesbians in a fist fight?
A Muffle Ruffle.
#18
How do you cock block two lesbians?
With a rock, because rock beats scissors.
#19
A new drug has just been developed for lesbians with depression.
It's called trycoxagain.
#20
Did you hear about the new anti-depressant for lesbians?
It's called tricoxagain.
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