What Are Letter Jokes?
Letter Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of letter jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
You want to know my favorite letter in the gangsta's alphabet?
GHETT-O!
#2
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know Y.
#3
Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters?
Because they aren't capitalist
#4
What is a Germans favorite letter?
Any letter before the last. Because they're not 'z's
#5
Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number,
a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin.
#6
A Russian, visiting the USA, went for an eye check up.
The Doctor shows the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY Doctor: Can you read this ? Russian: Read ??? I even know the guy, he's my cousin.
#7
What was Hitler's favorite letter?
I have no idea, but it was probably NOT Z.
#8
What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ?
Pen Gwyn !
#9
What has ten letters and starts with gas?
"flatulence"
#10
I find it disappointing that the word "stealth"
doesn't have a silent letter in it.
#11
Why has Hillary Clinton ask Santa for a 23 letter alphabet?
Because she's sick of F.B.I
#12
What is the pirate's favourite letter?
C
#13
"Every kiss begins with k" I whisper to myself
as I read the one letter reply from my crush.
#14
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
#15
Can you spell eighty in two letters?
A-T.
#16
What's a four letter word for "a butt load of fun"?
Anal
#17
I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...
I don't know why.
#18
Teacher: Frd give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is .
. . Teacher: No Fred. You must always say "I am." Fred: Oh right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
#19
What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?
Bernadette
#20
Letter from 7 to 6 Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9.
You shouldn't be talking. I hear you two do some pretty nasty things together. Sincerely, 7
Why People Enjoy Letter Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and letter jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love letter jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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