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What Are Lettuce Jokes?

Lettuce Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lettuce jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If anyone advises you how much lettuce to put on your burger, stop them right there.
That's just the tip of the iceberg.
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#2
What did the priest say before eating his salad?
"Lettuce pray"
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#3
"Yeah can I have a triple bacon cheeseburger..." *sees Grim Reaper in
passenger seat* *sigh* "and can you put lettuce and tomato on that?"
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#4
What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?
Chicken caesar salad
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#5
That rabbi's gone crazy!
He's been running around a circumcising all kinds of lettuce... and that's just the tip of the iceberg.
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#6
What do they say in vegetable church?
Lettuce pray.
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#7
What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?
What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"
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#8
What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce?
Chicken sees-a-salad
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#9
What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?
Chicken Caesar salad.
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#10
Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?
Cos.
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#11
I see subway employees are still having their "how
much lettuce can you fit on a sandwich" contest.
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#12
Speaking of corny jokes: how do you win a race against vegetables?
You have to get ahead of lettuce! Ahahahahaha!
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#13
*eats one piece of lettuce*
checks for abs
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#14
Playing the long game.
some months back I planted lettuce in my garden. yesterday I was making dinner and asked my girlfriend to go pick some lettuce. she said "why?" I said "just Cos" ba dum tisssssh
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#15
I'll have a club sandwich on rye.
Hold the mayo. Cuddle the mustard. Whisper soft words of confidence to the lettuce. Make love to the onion
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#16
Used lettuce for my burger bun tonight.
I've never been more prepared to become your most hated Facebook friend.
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#17
"FUCK.
It's only lettuce." - What my dog thinks when I drop lettuce on the floor
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#18
Waiter!
Waiter! This salad is frozen solid. Yes sir. It's the iceberg lettuce that does it.
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#19
Her: "I'm Romanian".
Me: Like the lettuce?!
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#20
*destroys head of lettuce* *becomes
new ruler of all lettuces*
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