What Are Lie Jokes?
Lie Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lie jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
[Lies on resume about having gone to preschool] Boss: You're hired.
Your first task is to make me a macaroni picture. Me: *eyes widen* what
#2
Pinocchio was going down on his GF, she started yelling lie to me, lie to me.
Pinocchio:" i love you"!
#3
What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?
A dead school bus!
#4
"You do realize it's a crime to lie in court, right?" *I think
for a moment and then move my hands closer together*
#5
EXPLORER 1: *looking at ancient symbols in pyramid* It says "Here lies updog" EXPLORER 2: What's updog?
EGYPTIAN SPIRITS: Lol
#6
MARRIAGE PROPOSAL TIP: Get down on 1 knee.
Ok, now the other. Great! Lie flat on your face. Quickly roll away don't get married you idiot.
#7
My gay friend told me he's spending this 4/20 with his boyfriend.
He said, "After all, the Bible says 'Two men who lie together shall be stoned'."
#8
Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?
She's a transparent.
#9
Sometimes I lie awake at night wondering
where the word etymology came from...
#10
No lie: When the plane landed I had
9 texts and my 13yr old had 343.
#11
Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son?
Son: I smoked weed, dad Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot
#12
Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?
Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.
#13
I don't get this joke.
Can someone explain it to me? My sister's fiance is so short that he has trouble playing computer games. The only way he can reach the keyboard is if he lies flat on the ground.
#14
My teeth are so white I could use them to help land a plane and still no boyfriend.
I'm beginning to think TV ads lie.
#15
Why do cows lie down in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
#16
Who is the most trustworthy lover?
Shakira. Her hips don't lie.
#17
My ear is bleeding because I tried to shave it.
Now I have to create some elaborate lie to tell ppl how I cut my ear.
#18
The real reason Washington state passed Gay-marriage and recreational marijuana use.
Because the bible says when two men lie together, they should be stoned.
#19
The new season of House of Cards will be nothing compared
to what lies ahead with President Trump!
#20
To impress women by coming across as a bit of a bad lad, I always tell them I'm in human trafficking.
Which isn't a total lie as I'm a lollipop man.
Why People Enjoy Lie Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and lie jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love lie jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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