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Lightbulb Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lightbulb jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room, because it's black.
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#2
How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?
One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.
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#3
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.
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#4
Since we are doing lightbulb jokes, here's one...
Q: How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb? A: A fish!
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#5
How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the bulb & one to hold my dick, I mean my mum, I mean the ladder
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#6
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None - they'd rather sit in the dark.
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#7
How many SEO experts does it take to change a lightbulb?
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#8
How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Why does it have to be a group activity?
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#9
How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
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#10
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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Nobody knows, there's no light.
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#11
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, Change has to come from WITHIN!
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#12
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. The question is how they got in there.
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#13
How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, it's a hardware problem
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#14
How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?
4 or 5.
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#15
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
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#16
Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.
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#17
How many Reddit mods does it take to change a lightbulb?
A substantial amount, you fucking morons.
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#18
How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
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#19
How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
19 . Got a problem with that?
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#20
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black and arrest the lightbulb for being broke.
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Lightbulb Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and lightbulb jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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