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Limb Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of limb jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A 9 year old patient in the hospital i work at had to have his leg amputated.
He asked the doctor "will my leg ever grow back?" The Doctor replied "sorry Johnny, you only limb once"
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#2
I heard about this place that replaces your limbs with prosthetics...
But it'll cost you an arm and a leg!
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#3
Did you hear about how much those new prosthetic limbs cost?
An arm and a leg.
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#4
A dark riddle.
What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening? A disobedient slave.
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#5
how much does it take for two octopi to laugh?
16 tickles because not asking for insurance is insane in the US, sorry to go out on a limb...
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#6
If Anakin lost a limb in II and Luke lost a limb in V, then in
VIII Rey WILL NOT lose a limb, because she already lost a Han.
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#7
Eating some turkey?
Put gravy on it. Mashed potatoes dry? Try gravy. Headache? Shot of gravy. Depressed? More gravy. Lost a limb? Gra
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#8
What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?
The baseball player has all of its limbs.
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#9
Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?
Anyone can pull them off
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#10
I was very confused the other dah I was discussing religion with a man and he claimed to be a "moose limb".
Must be some kinda canadian thing I guess.
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#11
If you leave your house with one
leg, that's going out on a limb.
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#12
What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?
One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.
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#13
What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?
I can't remember.
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#14
I met a guy yesterday who told me he worked as a limb stretcher.
Turns out the bastard was pulling my leg.
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#15
SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE WEATHER REPORTERS RISKING LIFE & LIMB SO WE
CAN ALL KNOW WHAT A 130MPH HURRICANE LOOKS LIKE IN THE DARK!
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#16
What's the difference between a leper and a tree?
A tree has limbs.
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#17
I was kidnapped by mad scientist who experimented on me, replacing my limbs with animal ones.
If I ever see him again I'll tear him apart with my bear hands.
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#18
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?
Names.
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#19
My dad always told me to treat women like flowers.
So I tore my girlfriend apart limb by limb to find out whether or not she loved me.
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#20
I'm gonna go out on a limb and declare 'Drugs'
the winner of the war on drugs.
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