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Limbs Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of limbs jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?
Silence of the Limbs
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#2
Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?
Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D
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#3
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?
Names.
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#4
Did you hear about how much those new prosthetic limbs cost?
An arm and a leg.
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#5
What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?
One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.
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#6
I was kidnapped by mad scientist who experimented on me, replacing my limbs with animal ones.
If I ever see him again I'll tear him apart with my bear hands.
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#7
Did you hear about the soldier with 8 limbs?
He was army
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#8
What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?
The baseball player has all of its limbs.
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#9
What's missing from star wars 7?
Maybe [SPOILER] Nobody's limbs.
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#10
A dark riddle.
What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening? A disobedient slave.
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#11
What's the difference between a baby and a tree?
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
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#12
Now that robots move their limbs smoothly and with grace, i wonder
how we're supposed to imitate them on the dance floor?
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#13
What do you call a potato with no limbs?
An amputater
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#14
Did you hear the one about the dog with no limbs named joint?
Every morning his owner would take him out for a drag
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#15
Know who I really admire?
Stephen Hawkins. He is confined to a wheelchair, cannot use his limbs or his voice... ...yet he carries on without making a song and dance about it.
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#16
What do you call...
What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs? A small arms dealer.
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#17
Why did the knight stop fighting after all his limbs had been chopped of?
He'd been unarmed and defeated
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#18
Do you know what a Timberwolf is?
No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her inbetween the limbs.
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#19
How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?
An arm and a leg.
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#20
What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?
Whatever you want.
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