What Are Literal Jokes?
Literal Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of literal jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Winnie the Pooh: will u marry me?
Piglet: for the last time, u don't get a literal "honey" moon Pooh: pls say yes I need to see for myself
#2
Wife: He's just so literal all of the time, he gets so confused Psychiatrist: Is this true?
Me: [worried] Are u really gonna make me shrink?
#3
HER: I'm leaving you ME: Is it because I'm too literal?
HER: no it's just we're not working out ME: *buys both of us a gym membership*
#4
I saw that show locked up abroad.
I expected to see more than just a women getting locked up. But that's all it was, that show is so literal.
#5
[Job interview] "How would you describe yourself?" "I'd use the appropriate
adjectives." "Anything else?" "Over-literal sometimes."
#6
Thor.
He follows the same naming conventions as macho men with their dogs. Thor means thunder. But also the literal translation of Mjolnir is "crusher".
#7
irony - Using words to mean the opposite of their literal meaning.
ironey - Made of iron.
#8
HER: I'm ending this ME: why?
HER: you're way too literal ME: I promise I can change HER: prove it ME: *puts on a different shirt*
#9
In the game of poker, you have to play the hand you're dealt.
Unless it's a literal hand. Then it's a redeal.
#10
(ROGUE ONE SPOILER) So the nickname...
Throughout the movie, you see Galen calls Jyn his stardust, I thought it was pretty cute. I just didn't expect it to be so literal though.
#11
Literal People Anonymous Welcome to Literal People Anonymous, would everyone please take a seat.
NO, WAIT! BRING THOSE CHAIRS BACK!
#12
Dad joke Do any of you, when going poop, say "Get out of me you piece
of shit!" And then chuckle cuz it's a literal piece of shit?
#13
HER: this isn't working out ME: is it because I'm too literal?
HER: I just don't want to see you any more ME: ok *gently closes her eyes*
#14
Maybe It's You The debut album from the literal chorus of Taylor Swift exes.
Available for download from iTunes soon.
#15
Jesus: Go forth.
You are now fishers of men. Peter: *harpoons a guy* Jesus: Too literal, bro.
#16
ENTER PASSWORD password YOUR PASSWORD IS TOO LITERAL
PLEASE TRY AGAIN again ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW
#17
[interview] My biggest weakness is that I'm too literal "That's fine.
Your resume looks good, welcome aboard!" *turns to whiteboard* welcome
#18
A guy walks into a bar ouch If you didn't
get it think about in literal terms
#19
shoot for the moon, even if u miss u'll forever be the one peopel point
at and whispre "thats the idiot who shot literal bulets at the moon"
#20
[think of idiom] firing on all cylinders [post tweet w/ idiom + literal interpretation] mr.
on all cylinders, ur fired [wait for 100+ faves]
Why People Enjoy Literal Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and literal jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love literal jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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