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What Are Liver Jokes?

Liver Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of liver jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Doctor: you gotta cut back on the drinking Me: but why?
D:*lifts up x-ray* says here your liver has officially been sponsored by Grey Goose
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#2
Sometimes I drink water just
to surprise my liver...
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#3
My attempt at a Mitch Hedberg joke "Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?
Just order them without liver."
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#4
What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?
The liver
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#5
I hope that Cyber Monday extends to the deep web...
Because I'm going to need to a discount on a new liver after all of that Thanksgiving drinking!
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#6
Dear Liver: The holidays are almost over.
Come on you can do this!
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#7
Sometimes I drink water
to surprise my liver
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#8
If r/jokes was a person, what organ would he be having problems with?
De-liver
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#9
How many livers do people have?
I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.
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#10
How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?
Liver alone, cheese mine!
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#11
What organ in the body never dies?
THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.
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#12
My liver's so black, it went to a respected college, got a great job, and made it's family very proud.
Weren't expecting that, huh? Racist.
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#13
My doctor said I should stop thinking so much, it's bad for my
health and could damage my liver He also say's I'm half deaf
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#14
Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?
He heard it had de*liver*y flavor.
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#15
Thinking about getting a liver piercing.
Gotta stay extreme.
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#16
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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#17
What do you call a liver transplant?
A delivery.
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#18
How is liver like anal sex?
If your parents force it on you too much as a child you won't like it as an adult.
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#19
If I ever run into my doppelganger
I'm going to steal his liver.
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#20
My liver works harder for two
days than I do all week...
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and liver jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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