What Are Ll Jokes?
Ll Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ll jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
When someone tells you to "get a Life," just take theirs.
They'll be happy you took their advice, and you'll be happy they're dead.
#2
The awkward moment when you say, "I love you," then the
pizza delivery guy says, "That'll be $12.46, please."
#3
Little girl: "Grandma, make a noise like a frog." Grandma: "Why?" Little
girl: "Cause daddy says we'll make a lot of money when you croak."
#4
A man goes to the vet about his dog's fleas.
The vet says: 'I'm sorry, I'll have to put this dog down.' The man is incredulous and asks why. The vet says: 'Because he's far too heavy.'
#5
Why shouldn't you sleep with a weatherman?
They'll promise 12 to 14 inches, but you'll only get 3 to 5.
#6
What's the deal with Drake, first he was an actor now a rapper?
Must have been all degrassi was smoking. I'll let myself out.
#7
Parallel lines have so much in common,
It's a shame they'll never meet.
#8
Flavor Flav turns 51 today.
He'll spend a quiet day at home, still resting up after a weekend of moving clocks forward.
#9
Mom: "Do you want this?" Me: "No." Mom: "Ok I'll
give it to your brother." Me: "No I want it."
#10
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles. I'll see myself out.
#11
The next iPhone won't be a failure
In fact, it'll be a huge 6S.
#12
Me: My weight is up.
I really hate winter. Him: Don't be discouraged. You'll bounce back in spring once you shave your legs.
#13
[First date] Ok, don't let her know you're a pharmacist Her: Can you pass the salt?
"Sure, it'll be ready in two hours."
#14
A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on warfare.
The librarian tells him he'll only lose it.
#15
What do you call a group of chickens dressed up like crows?
A murder most fowl. (I'll see myself out...)
#16
How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they'll just beat the room for being black!
#17
My girlfriend left me after I broke her wheelchair.....
Oh,, I think she'll come crawling back soon..
#18
You look dirty, so does your toaster maybe you should both go for a bath...
I'll draw it
#19
All police should quit, just to teach us a lesson.
We'll beg them to beat and gas us, but they'll be like nope, you didn't appreciate it
#20
I'll complain about the government invading my privacy after I tell you
where I am on Facebook and posting what I'm eating on Instagram.
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Another reason people love ll jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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