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#1
Where do llamas go on vacation?
Alpacapuco
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#2
Wife leaves keys on counter with a helpful note saying
"keys" in case I thought they were llamas.
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#3
If I ever get a llama, I'm
totally naming it Dalai.
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#4
What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??
Rama llama ding dongs
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#5
What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?
Alpaca ya bags.
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#6
I tried eating a whole llama once.
I couldn't finish it, so I figured "Eh, alpaca lunch for tomorrow."
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#7
What does Rick and the Llama have in common?
Caaaaarl!!
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#8
ME (watching a sea of a million llamas stampede over
the horizon): dear God, it's the alpacalypse
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#9
I'd have liked to have ridden a llama into 2011.
Shit gets serious when you see someone galloping down the street on llama sipping Tequila.
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#10
I once bought a llama to surprise my girlfriend...
"A llama?" "No, surprise her."
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#11
I once had
a llama.
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#12
He's dead, Jim.
Bought the farm. Bit the pita. Shanked the llama. He's a shit pinata. He's gone elf. Dropped the fudgsicle. No more potatoes
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#13
I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck...
...turns out I phoned dial-a-llama.
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#14
What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?
Alpaca bowl!!!
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#15
What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?
Alpaca lunch!
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#16
According to my google history, I spent most
of last night trying to buy a llama.
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#17
They told me to bring an exotic animal I said
alpaca Llama They asked if that was a hybrid
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#18
What did the llama said to the other llama?
Como se llama?
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#19
Mona Lisa 1o acto:Una mona aplastada.
2o acto: La misma mona aplastada. 3o acto: La misma mona aplastada. Como se llama la obra? "La Mona Lisa."
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#20
What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?
Yakmanninov
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