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Lobotomy Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lobotomy jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My doctor says that I'm unstable and that I should get a lobotomy...
Fuck him, first thing in the morning I'm gonna march right in there and give him a piece of my mind!
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#2
Falling for someone from Twitter is as intelligent as trying
to give yourself a lobotomy with a sharpened jelly donut.
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#3
What's the difference between a complimentary cocktail and major brain surgery?
One is a free bottle in front of me, the other is a pre-frontal lobotomy.
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#4
What does the horny scientist call a lobotomy?
Getting head
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#5
What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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#6
I have half a mind to
get another lobotomy.
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#7
Lobotomy is the solution for all mental
illnesses It's a no brainer
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#8
My impression Of the fonz refusing medical treatment for mental illness in the 50's ....Lobotomy.....
Loboto-u, eyyy.
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#9
I'd rather have a bottle in-front-of-me ...
than a frontal lobotomy.
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#10
The doctor who performed my lobotomy operation did a lousy job.
I have half a mind to tell him so.
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#11
I'd rather have a bottle in front
of me Than a frontal lobotomy.
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#12
I'd rather have a bottle in front
of me than a frontal lobotomy
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