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#1
People who live in glass houses must have
to clean up a lot of dead birds.
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#2
I've written a musical called Fish.
It's very similar to Cats, although Memory's a lot shorter.
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#3
Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut?
A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.
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#4
"Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it." In which
case, there sure are a lot of amnesiacs on this subreddit.
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#5
You shouldn't trust dermatologists.
They make a lot of rash decisions.
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#6
I'm 43 yrs old and still buying pot at a mall parking lot.
On the flip side, Mom is 70 and still selling it there.
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#7
Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a parking lot.
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#8
Sex with me is a lot like gun control.
Some of you want it, but we all know it's not going to work down south.
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#9
Any party is an ugly sweater party
if you're ugly and you sweat a lot
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#10
Friends are a lot like trees...
They fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.
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#11
Knock Knock Who's there !
Costa ! Costa who ? Costa lot !
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#12
You can't keep eating people's lunches from the break room & blaming the Taliban.
A lot of what you've been stealing is pork for one thing.
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#13
Cashier: "Look at all this candy!
You're going to have a lot of happy kids this Halloween" Me: "It's Halloween?"
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#14
So I've been hearing a lot about this Baader-Meinhof phenomenon recently [baader-meinhof
phenomenon](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baader-Meinhof_phenomenon#Frequency_illusion)
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#15
Have you heard that story about that man who gets surprised a lot?
It was a tale of WOAH!
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#16
I need to thank the guy who honked while waiting for my parking spot for
inspiring me to stay & write my memoirs in this Target parking lot.
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#17
my wife usually fills up our car
with gas *she farts a lot*
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#18
Lots of nouns have particular GROUP names.
A MOB of kangaroos, a HERD of cattle, a TEAM of footballers. What is the name for a group of Bankers? A WUNCH.
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#19
Sex is a lot like eating It starts with
the mouth and ends in the arse
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#20
When I was your age, I was outside all day until dark 15: The batteries
on cell phones must have been a lot better back then Me: .........
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