What Are Lou Jokes?
Lou Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lou jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I told the bartender I'll have a Lou Gehrig's Disease.
It's a tall glass of tequila. You drink half of it, stand up to make a speech, drink the second half of it, and you're dead.
#2
Jay-Z should open a pizza place.
But all good pizza places need a nice Italian name, he could name it.. Lou Menotti's.
#3
listening to Mambo No.
5. every time Lou Bega says a woman's name I fire my gun into the sky
#4
Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced Loo-ee-ville or Lou-vul?
Neither, it's pronounced Frankfort.
#5
I can't believe Lou Gehrig's parents
named him after a DISEASE
#6
Lou Gehrig is the most unlucky man to ever live....
I mean seriously, what are the odds of dying from a disease that has the same name as you?
#7
Lou Gehrig...
... died from Lou Gehrig's disease. What are the chances of that?
#8
Knock Knock Who's there !
Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ? Bette-lou a few pounds !
#9
What does a redneck say for foreplay?
"Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"
#10
As a mark of respect to Lou Reed I have had his initials inscribed on my headphones.
-Daft Limmy
#11
Doctor: "I'm sorry, sir, but you have an STD.
I suggest you make a list of all your partners--" Lou Bega: "Way ahead of you."
#12
Every morning when I wake up I wonder to myself, "Is today going to be the day that Lou Bega drops Mambo No.
6?"
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