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Lsd Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lsd jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My grandma was visiting and placed her pills in my cupboard...
I asked her, Grandma have you seen the pills I have marked with the letters LSD? She said, No, have you seen that dragon in the kitchen?
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#2
I Like Long Walks on the Beach until the LSD wears off and it turns
out I'm dragging a mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot
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#3
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
A: A trip to Israel.
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#4
"LSD Makes Users Lose Weight" That makes sense.
It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it.
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#5
A little bird told me I'm on
LSD and talking to a bird.
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#6
Did you hear about the government funded study that found that vicious but restrained dogs could have a sobering effect on people using LSD?
It was a taxes chained-dog acid-cure.
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#7
What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?
Dyslexia
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#8
I tried to smuggle LSD across the border using my
ass The bag broke, then I had the shittiest trip
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#9
What do you get when you mix birth Control and Lsd?
A good trip without kids.
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#10
A few years ago I dropped LSD with my ex-girlfriend and she wanted to get hot n heavy but I couldn't get it up.
Now I get flaccid flashbacks.
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#11
What's the difference between LSD and my dad?
LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.
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#12
I was given MDMA and LSD tonight...
What a shit way to start a game of Scrabble.
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#13
Boy: grandma, have you seen my pills?
They were labelled LSD. Grandma: f*ck the pills. Have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?
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#14
If the world was made of LSD, I'd
learn to walk on my tongue.
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#15
What happened when the car took LSD?
It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!
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#16
I did some LSD and watched a candle burn all night.
It was wicked.
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#17
Missing LSD tablets Hey Gran, you haven't seen my tablets, they're labelled LSD.
Gran: Fuck your tablets, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen!
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#18
This could be the LSD talking, but I'm pretty sure I'd
be more comfortable riding on the roof of the car.
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#19
fuck that.
A guy frantically searches his room then asks his grandma if she has found a bottle labeled LSD. Fuck that replies granny, have you seen the fucking dragon in the kitchen?
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#20
How do druggies store their data?
LSD Cards.
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