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What Are Lube Jokes?

Lube Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lube jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What to do?
What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down, and use more lube.
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#2
Politics isn't confusing.
You have a choice of being screwed by one of two gorillas and one is considerate enough to use lube. Now choose.
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#3
Oil is so cheap nowadays That I
have 5 unused bottles of lube
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#4
How much lube do you need for anal?
A buttload.
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#5
Did you hear about the guy that was accused of using his boss's hand soap as lube for masturbating?
He came clean.
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#6
What do you have to bring if you visit r/nsfw_gifs?
Giffy Lube.
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#7
Hey Tuesday, I'm about to go to 2nd base with you.
Lube up your boobs.
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#8
What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke?
Slow the pace and apply more lube!
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#9
Anytime I'm using a stall in a public restroom and someone knocks on the
door, I always say, "Did you bring the lube?" As loud as possible.
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#10
A friend and me were arguing over whether masterbation is better with lube or not .
. . different strokes for different folks, I guess. (I think I came up with that but I'm not sure)
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#11
If you woke up naked, in the middle of the forest with no memory of what happened and your butt is covered in lube, would you tell anyone?
"*No!*" Wanna to go camping?
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#12
What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??
Slow down and maybe use some lube...
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#13
How much lube should you buy to prepare to have sex with a McDonald's fry cook with a cheddar fetish?
About a quart to pound her with cheese.
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#14
How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??
Slow down and grab some lube!!
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#15
Told my doctor I wanted him to check my prostate without lube
He put both his hands on my shoulders and went to town
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#16
If I were Brian Cranston every day I'd drive to Jiffy Lube & say "I dunno
it just seems to be braking bad!" Then we would laugh & do meth.
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#17
It's all fun and games until you accidently grab
the hand sanitizer instead of the lube.
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#18
Yesterday my girlfriend started to smoke...
So I slowed down and added some lube.
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#19
Uncle Sophia wants to remind you that cooking
spray does *not* double as lube in a pinch.
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#20
Santa got stuck in the chimney.
So I grabbed the nearest lube & rubbed him down. Then he REALLY came down the chimney!!
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Our collection features 53 Lube Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Lube Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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