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What Are Lying Jokes?

Lying Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lying jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
We can always tell when you are lying.
Your lips move.
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#2
I was so angry when I found my wife's profile on a dating website.
That lying bitch isn't "fun to be around".
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#3
"I'm not really a big dog
person." - lying werewolf
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#4
Did a somersault for the first time in years.
I know that's not a good tweet but I'm getting bored lying here waiting for the paramedics.
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#5
People who say they don't know
how to lie are lying.
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#6
When I was a child, I remember lying with my eyes closed waiting for Santa
to come.Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left.
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#7
Bears think if you're lying down motionless, you're dead.
So everyday, the first bear to wake up thinks its entire family is dead. Tragic..
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#8
1) Jumped out of bed 2) Cooked breakfast 3) Ran 6
miles 4) Worked out 5) Started lying compulsively
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#9
Two Robins were lying in the sun when a cat ran up and gobbled them up..
..It licked its lips and said 'I love basking robins'
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#10
One grape lived for lying around in the sun.
It was his "raisin d'etre."
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#11
How can you tell when a politician is lying?
His lips are moving.
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#12
If I learned anything from Aladdin it was that if u just keep lying to
a girl eventually u will get to marry her and live at her dad's house
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#13
Got up at 6:30am today.
Did some yoga. Had a protein shake. Ran six miles. Started lying about everything.
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#14
How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?
His lips are moving.
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#15
The name Corey is short for Coriander.
Coreys will try & tell you it's not but they are lying.
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#16
Small children who dress as Batman must be forced to fight crime.
To teach them a lesson, about lying
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#17
[Dentist's] Me: *lying back with mouth full of cotton wool* Dentist: So what do you do?
Equipment trolley 3ft away: I'm a ventriloquist
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#18
I don't call it lying down,
I call it landscape mode.
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#19
There's no worse feeling than lying next to the person you love and they don't know you love them.
Or that you're in their house again.
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#20
Last night...
...as I was lying in bed, I looked up at the beautiful night sky, the beautiful moon, and the beautiful stars. Then I wondered: where the fuck is my roof?
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Most lying jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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