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What Are M Jokes?

M Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of m jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
From now on when skinny girls say they're fat
I'm just gonna be like, "Yup" & walk away.
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#2
I'm a terrible singer, I
have two left throats
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#3
A bird pooped on my head today...Am I gonna die?
I mean, I'm kinda worried about getting sick from it but mostly I hope this made someone's day.
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#4
So I'm still newish around here...
What are the rules about Canadians? Does everybody get one? Do I get to choose? Where do I sign up?
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#5
Waiting for the day when a girl finally says that I'm
"the one," but isn't talking to a police officer.
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#6
How do you figure out which contestant in a Ms.
America pageant is a prostitute? Look for the one with the sash that says "I da ho".
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#7
With 10K characters, I can finally get into great detail about
how I'm not allowed at the company family picnic any more!
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#8
I like my women like I like my M.C.
Escher paintings Impossibly proportioned
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#9
"You're a unit of power
Joe." "I'm a Watt?"
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#10
I've been listening to the official workout station on Pandora
for 3 months and I'm still fat, I'm calling bullshit.
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#11
A man goes to the vet about his dog's fleas.
The vet says: 'I'm sorry, I'll have to put this dog down.' The man is incredulous and asks why. The vet says: 'Because he's far too heavy.'
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#12
I'm glad it's the thought that counts because I spend
all day thinking about the shit I should be doing.
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#13
I'm sorry, Black Lives Matter is actually a peaceful and forward thinking movement that our society needs...
Now if you could all stop sending me death threats on twitter that would be great.
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#14
Sorry, but breaking up with you on facebook was the best
way of letting all your friends know I'm available.
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#15
H: You look nice.
Me: I'm meeting one of my Twitter friends today. H: So you want your picture on the evening news to be a nice one? Me: Yep
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#16
What do James Cameron and M.
Night Shamylan have in common? Icy dead people.
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#17
HER: You look so nervous.
ME: *nervously* HA. I'm never nervous. HER: You're sweating. ME: *just freaking out* That's bravery moisture.
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#18
"Sugar" is the only word in the English language where "su-" makes a "sh" sound.
At least, I'm pretty sure...
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#19
I may not be getting laid tonight, but I'm definitely
banging my snooze button in the morning.
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#20
TIL I'm genetically predisposed
to love heroin It's in my blood
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Our collection features 67 M Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are M Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most M Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
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Why do people enjoy M Jokes?
M Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy M Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and m jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love m jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are M Jokes safe for all ages?
Most m jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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m jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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