What Are Madam Jokes?
Madam Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of madam jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?
Madam President.
#2
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
There's vomit on his sweater already... Woman: Did you just quote Eminem? Doctor: Your husband's alcohol poisoning is not a joke, madam!
#3
Dear Sir/Madam, Your transgender
operation was a partial success.
#4
A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir!
You are drunk' to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill.
#5
adam sandler's wife
is madam sandler
#6
Dear Sir/Madam, Your transgender operation
has been a partial success.
#7
A dwarf once walked into a brothel...
with a honeycomb and a jackass; the madam says,..
#8
Dear Sir / Madam...
Your transgender operation was a partial success.
#9
My Favorite Politician Quote (not sure if this belongs here but what the hell) "Madam,
I may be drunk but you're ugly, and in the morning I'll be sober." - Winston Churchill
#10
In 2016 Scott Baio has called Hillary Clinton a cunt, Chris Christie has called her a criminal and Ben Carson has called her a Lucifer worshiper.
What will they call her in 2017? Madam President.
#11
Waiter is there soup on the menu ?
No madam I wiped it off !
#12
A man goes to a house of ill repute on his hundredth birthday He tells the madam,
"I'd like a woman." "Forget it old man, you've had it." "How much do I owe you?"
#13
A gynecologist examines a lesbian...
and remarked "Madam that is the cleanest vagina I have ever seen" She replied "Thank you, I have a woman in twice a week !"
#14
Knock knock....
Knock knock. *Who's there?* Madam *Madam who?* Madam finger is caught in the door!
#15
I'd like to buy a bed please.
Certainly madam. Spring mattress? Oh no! I want to be able to use it all year.
#16
Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes? Officer: well, that's not prohibited.
#17
Teacher: All Idiots Stand Up A boy stand up Teacher: so are you an idiot ?
Boy: No I can't bear you standing alone madam...
#18
Original & Classic Winston Churchill (not my retort) Lady Astor said to Churchill, "If you were my
husband, I'd poison your tea," to which he responded, "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"
Why People Enjoy Madam Jokes
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Another reason people love madam jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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