What Are Magazine Jokes?
Magazine Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of magazine jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I went through three magazines on a train yesterday.
I'd killed a dozen people by the time they wrestled the gun off me.
#2
Just saw a magazine cover that said "Katy Perry is on fire" so I bought
it and they meant it as a metaphor and this whole week is bullshit
#3
If a zombie approaches you, bop it on the nose
with a rolled-up magazine and say NO.
#4
"He's not sleeping with you cause you're fat and ugly, so lose some weight
and do your make up like this." - Women's magazines, summarized.
#5
I just went to poop without my phone & had to entertain
myself with a magazine like a god damned caveman.
#6
I posed naked for a magazine today Although from the reaction
I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money
#7
I once dated a girl that collected magazines.
We had to break up because she had too many issues.
#8
They should have cell phone chargers in
waiting rooms instead of magazines.
#9
A man and his wife find an S & M magazine under their son's bed.
Mom says "This is horrible, what should we do?" Dad replies, "Well we can't spank him!"
#10
When I was 15, my dad found my stash of porn magazines.
To teach me a lesson, he sat there and made me masturbate to every one.
#11
I got caught masturbating recently, to a National Geographic magazine.
I don't know who was more embarrassed me or my dentist.
#12
I just got a new job at a gay magazine.
I'm a poofreader.
#13
What do dirty fish read?
Prawno Magazines!
#14
New Scientist magazine reports that a team of British engineers in Bristol have developed a
car that runs on human shit ...I bet that "new car smell" doesn't last very f*cking long.
#15
Happy to report that I just made People magazine's
list of top 100 million people on Twitter.
#16
The way my dog maintains eye contact while taking a dump is unsettling.
Can't he read a magazine like a normal dog?
#17
Mom says to Dad: "I've found a BDSM magazine under our son's bed.
What are we supposed to do about it?" Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."
#18
Women's Magazines: Pg 1.
You're beautiful and perfect just the way you are Pg 2. How to lose 20kg in 10 days.
#19
Unlike your magazine, an actual watchtower would help me
spot Jehovah's Witnesses before they knock on my door.
#20
Women say magazines portray an unrealistic image of beauty therefore making them feel inadequate.
Then they buy 12 inch dildos.
Why People Enjoy Magazine Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and magazine jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love magazine jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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