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#1
"Oh, not much, just grooming my magnificent, powerful wings,
you?" -Pegasus every time a normal horse calls him
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#2
Bring on the Limericks!
Belinda, a charming young lass Had a most magnificent ass. Twasn't rounded and pink, As you probably think, It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
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#3
Doctor, can you have a look at my penis...
Doctor: I don't see anything wrong with it? I know it's magnificent isn't it?
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#4
*Creates Animals* God: They're magnificent.
Angel: Some of ur best work. Man: Which ones go on pizza?
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#5
A black man walks into the doctors with a fancy parrot in his shoulder The doctor says "what a magnificent
creature, where did you get that?" The parrot replies "Africa there's millions of them"
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#6
the easy way to tell between local police and state troopers is that state
troopers usually have more brightly colored, magnificent feathers
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#7
Never compliment a woman on her sideburns ............no
matter how magnificent they look.
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#8
There once was a lady from Madrass...
There once was a lady from Madrass Who had a magnificent ass Not pretty and pink as you may think But had long ears and ate grass. Credit: Playboy, circa 1970s
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#9
So a rapist picks up a hitchhiking serial killer Killer: "Turn down that dark road."
Rapist: "I was planning on it..." Edit - Thank you magnificent stranger for gold!
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#10
Is it normal for a doctor who sees your penis
to yell "MAGNIFICENT!" --it's not, right?
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#11
Maybe the reason that goats are so angry is because they don't have hands
to stroke those magnificent beards with while pondering quandaries
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#12
Why are boats named after and referred to as women like "Ain't she magnificent"
Because they're both things you can get in and still complain
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#13
I looked at a penny under the microscope.
What I saw was magnificent.
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#14
[Carnac the Magnificent] Donald Trump Hannibal Lector Liver and fava
beans *opens envelope* "Name a winner, a skinner, and a dinner"
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