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Maid Jokes

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What Are Maid Jokes?

Maid Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of maid jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
When singers at concerts hold out the mic for the
audience to sing, it's like what am i, your maid
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#2
Prince's death may have been murder.
In these types of cases it's usually the butler or maid. Did anybody dust for Prince?
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#3
Did you hear bout that mafia goon who crossdressed as a female servant?
He was a maid man.
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#4
Getting married lost its appeal as soon as I figured out that acquiring
a maid of honor wasn't going to get my floors washed.
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#5
[Wedding] "...to join these two in holy matrimony.
The Ring, please?" [Maid of Honor pops tape in VCR.] [One week later: everyone dies.]
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#6
Pretty cute that my husband wanted to role-play that I was
his maid and then not break character for 14 years.
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#7
I am a bit disappointed by the slow cooker I got
for Christmas I was hoping for a fast maid
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#8
What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?
*(Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.
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#9
The Bat family were playing a game of "old maid" with a poker deck...
Needless to say it was a never ending game. Everyone wanted the joker.
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#10
Asterisks are awesome.
*tosses a midget dressed in sexy maid outfit off the Eiffel Tower with parachute made of pancakes*
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#11
What do you call a cheap maid uniform?
Maid in China.
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#12
All of my best fantasies include a French maid.
She cleans the house while I nap.
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#13
Maid of Honor speeches shouldn't end with, "I'll
see you all at her next one." I know that now.
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#14
A woman said to her husband: "Tie me and I'll let do what
you want" Then, he tied her and slept with the maid
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#15
Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?
Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling
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#16
What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?
A maid man.
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#17
I've been sleeping with my maid for the past 3 years.
Just don't tell me wife, she hates it when I call her that.
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#18
My best friend just ask me to be her maid of honor.
What did I ever do to her???
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#19
Got a new roommate.
She cleans my room, I clean hers. We are maid for each other.
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#20
I was on the elevator with a maid and I BLASTED a fart.
Moments like that make life worth living.
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Most Maid Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Why do people enjoy Maid Jokes?
Maid Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Maid Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and maid jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Maid Jokes safe for all ages?
Most maid jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Maid Jokes?
maid jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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