What Are Manner Jokes?
Manner Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of manner jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre
and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.
#2
Sure, my bologna has a first name, but he's a stickler for manners so he insists we still call him Mr.
Bologna.
#3
This guy gave me the weridest look when i flushed his urinal
for him, It's like people have no concept of manners anymore
#4
Is he sleazy?
Yes. Is he disgusting? Absolutely. Did he act in a vulgar manner towards women? Certainly. But he's not running for President, his wife is.
#5
Feminists hate words with masculine-sounding roots...
...maybe that's why none of them have any manners.
#6
My Indian colleague asked me if black Friday is some how related to black
people, I said yes and its manners to wish them "Happy Blacks Friday".
#7
Forget about sexy, I am bringing
good manners back!
#8
What manner of evil contract with the devil must I
enter into so I can get eye drops INTO my eyes?
#9
What do you call a pig with good table manners?
Sick.
#10
How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?
A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.
#11
The only reason most men are homophobic is because they are afraid
of being hit on in the same manner that they do to women(cat call)
#12
Moms, teach your sons to mind their manners, cook a decent meal & look
for inner beauty.nnDads, teach your daughters how to throw a punch.
#13
How many people of a certain ethnicity does it take to change a lightbulb?
10, one to change the lightbulb; the other nine to act in a manner stereo-typically associated with said ethnicity.
#14
Shawty dropped to the ground like she ain't got manners There
was too much lights for an epileptic girl to handle
#15
What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ?
A snake charmer !
#16
Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls?
She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her soup.
#17
If I have offended you, hurt you, belittled you in any manner,
then I want you to know that I was only just getting started.
#18
"And thou shalt know those whom God has chosen for eternal salvation
in the following manner: they shall retweet this." Revelation 4:12.
#19
But let's get real here guys I mean who exactly are we kidding ?
A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.
#20
Circumcision and Manners Why did they used to circumcise the penis?
Because in the good old days, you took off your hat when you were in the presence of a lady.
Why People Enjoy Manner Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and manner jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love manner jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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