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Marco Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of marco jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
TIL Domo Arigato Mr.
Roboto translates you to "Thank You Mr. Robot" The Spanish translation is Muchos Gracias Marco Rubio
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#2
Don't glare at me lady!
You're the one who named your kid Marco then yelled his name in the store!
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#3
Microsoft should try making an optimistic and articulate robot that adjusts its responses based on interactions with the public.
They could call it Marco Rubio.
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#4
What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?
Marco Polio
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#5
What does Donald Trump call his penis?
Little Marco
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#6
Nice try "Marco Rubio" or should I say...
[rearranges letters] "BIRAC UBOMA" [audience gasps]
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#7
Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?
Don Juan de Marco Polo.
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#8
Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
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#9
Fun fact: At the end of Titanic, when all the people are dying in the water,
you can hear a faint, "Marco" and then an even fainter, "Polo."
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#10
Why didn't Donald Trump want to play Marco Polo?
He was at Rubio's house and was worried he'd get Cruzed.
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#11
Donald Trump is writing a children's book about running for President
He's going to title it, "Marco's Little Adventure"
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#12
What language does robot Marco run on?
Rubio on rails
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#13
Why did the chicken go around the world?
Because his name was Marco Pollo..
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#14
I've been yelling for years.
Now I'm convinced. I'm definitely the only one here playing Marco Polo.
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#15
GOP Debate Donald Trump has a big dick.
Donald Trump implied that Marco Rubio had a tiny penis Ted Cruz ate a booger THE ARISTOCRATS!!!
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#16
What is a great game for unvaccinated children?
Marco Polio
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#17
Contemplating the merits of the Oxford comma as I head down
to Florida to see my parents, Donald Trump and Marco Rubio
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#18
There's nothing wrong with naming your son Marco....
Until you lose him at the park one day.
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#19
Way to bring me down, security questions.
Dad's birthday? First pet? What's next? Gonna ask about Marco Black rejecting me in 2nd grade?
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#20
What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt?
Marco's polo
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