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KENNEDY: lets keep our affair a secret MARILYN MONROE: ok i'll sing happy
birthday all sexy & weird at ur bday K: pls dont MM: *winking* ok
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#2
Do you ever just look at a girl and instantly know she posts
her daily horoscope on Facebook and quotes Marilyn Monroe?
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#3
What's the difference between a Redditor, Marilyn Monroe, Melania Trump, and Lee Harvey Oswald?
One's a jerk who jacks off, one jerked off Jack, one jacks off a jerk, and one's a jerk who offed Jack .
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#4
In other news....
We now have the most attractive First Lady since Marilyn Monroe.
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#5
Girls quote Marilyn Monroe relationship and life advice so much its almost
like she wasn't a three time divorced, drug-addicted alcoholic.
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#6
Did you know that by today's standards Marilyn
Monroe would be considered dead?
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#7
A week before Abraham Lincoln was shot he was in Monroe, Maryland...
A week before Kennedy was shot he was in Marilyn Monroe.
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#8
"I am as misquoted as Marilyn
Monroe." - Abe Lincoln
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#9
Don't model myself after Marilyn Monroe, but having imperfections & dying
naked in bed clutching bottles of pills & champagne seems doable.
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#10
Indian Twitter is a lot like regular Twitter except everyone
is misquoting Gandhi instead of Marilyn Monroe.
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#11
[NSFW]A more honest retelling of John F.
Kennedy's famous quote on lunar exploration. "We choose to go to the moon, and Marilyn Monroe's bedroom, because it is easy and because I am hard." JFK - 1961.
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#12
What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?
They've both been known to blow a little dope.
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#13
Marilyn Monroe died & was reincarnated into thousands of white girls who
can't be handled at their worst, and aren't deserved at their best.
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#14
What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?
I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.
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#15
If I had more than one kid, I'd call the second kid ...
... etcetera. - Marilyn Manson in his 2013 interview with Larry King.
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#16
What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?
Clawing at the inside of her coffin.
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#17
What did JFK say after banging Marilyn Monroe?
"Some men have greatness thrust upon them, some men thrust upon greatness."
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#18
What "D" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in ?
Blon-D
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#19
Marilyn Monroe sure got smart
four decades after she died.
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#20
What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?
Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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