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What Are Mario Jokes?

Mario Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mario jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
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#2
What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?
(X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!
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#3
[Different] Why isn't Hitler in Mario Kart?
Because he can Nazi the road.
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#4
[Scene: Cloud City.
Two men fight each other with lightsabers] Mario: You-a kill my father! Wario: No. I am-a your father. Mario: Mama-mia!
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#5
Do Not Be Racist .....
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew
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#6
Don't be racist Instead, be like Mario.
He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
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#7
What is Marios favorite type of pants?
Denim Denim Denim
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#8
I want to break up.
It isn't you. It's a me...mario!
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#9
Super Mario Brothers left me with highly unrealistic expectations
of how exciting a career in plumbing would be.
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#10
What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?
Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess
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#11
How does Mario talk to the dead?
With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
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#12
For a hero, it's pretty cool that Mario is just a dude who ignores his
real job, does mushrooms and smashes his head into things all day.
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#13
Thank you, Mario, for rescuing our daughter...
So, what now? Like, do we just pay you standard plumber rates? We didn't ask you to do this.
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#14
Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website?
Yahoo!
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#15
What kind of pants does Mario wear?
(Super Mario Brothers) *"Denim Denim Denim"*
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#16
I didn't get far in Mario.
I thought the guy floating on the cloud was God so I just accepted it when he threw shit at me
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#17
What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?
There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think?
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#18
Mario recently broke up with Peach.
His reason: "It's not a-you, It's a-me, Mario."
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#19
What overalls does Mario wear?
Denim Denim Denim
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#20
Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood
trying to save your girlfriend :)
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Why People Enjoy Mario Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and mario jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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