What Are Marks Jokes?
Marks Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of marks jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Bruce Willis marks his height on his bedroom wall.
He started doing it 2 years ago & it's just an increasingly thick line at the same height
#2
I freak out when i don't see the L and R marks on headphones.
There's no way I'm taking that risk.
#3
What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?
Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.
#4
What is the height of hunger?
Teeth marks on the toilet seat.
#5
Carly is a pirate.
Because X marks the spot.
#6
Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face?
A: Learning to eat with a fork.
#7
Why are there stitch marks on zombies?
Who's giving them medical attention?
#8
Why do you think your report should be on the net?
Because my marks are all 'E's.
#9
I wish my marks would smoke
weed So it'd get high
#10
How do punctuation marks get freaky?
The comma sutra
#11
What do punctuation marks win in competitions?
Apos-trophies
#12
Adrian Peterson regrets leaving marks on his son after the spanking...
... and that's the bottom line.
#13
Thanks, I wrote the tweet.
There's no need to reiterate it back to me with quotation marks.
#14
Ask your doctor why there are claw marks on the wall.
Ask your doctor to stop growling. Ask your doctor to stop climbing and smelling you.
#15
Don't try "to" tell me how
to use quotation marks.
#16
How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?
They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.
#17
Does anyone use question
marks properly anymore.
#18
Her: I do.
And that marks the last time she ever agreed with me.
#19
East and West Germany In West Germany your job determines your Marks.
In East Germany Marx determines your job.
#20
I always draw track marks on my arms and cough a lot when visiting family
so that no one asks me to hold their baby or help prepare food.
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