What Are Martha Jokes?
Martha Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of martha jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but...
she needs a new Walker more than the Fast and Furious franchise.
#2
My wife used to make meals that would make Martha Stewart jealous.
Then she joined Twitter... Now I'm lucky if she buys cereal.
#3
"knock knock" whos there "orange" orange who "orange u glad im not a banana?" ....
MARTHA THERES A RACIST ORAMGE AT THE DOOR DO I LET HIM IN
#4
I wonder if Martha Washington ever
got splinters from George's teeth.
#5
Justin Bieber roast during commercials Holy s**t balls..
what a roast so far. Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off? Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss
#6
I bet Martha Stewart knits a really festive sock
to wear on her wiener for the holiday season.
#7
Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies
if she saw how I fold a fitted sheet.
#8
How do you get Martha Stewart to scream twice?
Fuck her in the ass, then wipe your dick on the curtains.
#9
Christmas decorating 101 - Puts fake snow on Halloween
decorations Your move Martha Stewart
#10
Is it true that Martha Washington
had wooden boobs?
#11
What did the Irishman say about Batman and Superman's fathers?
They were both Martha Fockers
#12
Martha's Vineyard joke: why do seagulls
fly to the dump to beat the Portuguese
#13
What is the title of Martha Stewart's culinary anthology?
"Cooking: The Books"
#14
What do you call a crossdressing nanny in Martha's Vineyard?
A Nantucket.
#15
martha stewart put a drop of citrus oil in the bong water and i cant even be mad at her.
in fact it is the opposite emotion
#16
My new coloring book, How To Tell The Woman You Love You've Been Living
In Her Shrubs For A Year, comes out on tUESsdhay martha i love you
#17
I guess I just felt safer when Martha
Stewart was still in prison.
#18
I like to think of myself as
the Martha Stewart of slobs.
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