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What Are Mastercard Jokes?

Mastercard Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mastercard jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My credit has gotten so bad...
...that Mastercard started sending me bills in Spanish.
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#2
Now that Britain has left the EU, you'll need a Visa to get
in and around ...for everything else, there's Mastercard.
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#3
It only takes 3 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn't matter if it's mastercard, visa or American express.
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#4
Elon Musk's new MasterCard Ad.
Getting a person to Mars?: $100,000. Getting them back?: Priceless.
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#5
[mastercard commercial] "there are some things that
money can't buy" politician: i don't get it
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#6
It only takes 3 inches to please a woman And
it doesn't matter if it's visa or MasterCard
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#7
Do you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour?
No, sorry we only accept Visa or MasterCard.
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#8
Another "Priceless" joke.
Vodka 19.99. Motel room 64.99. Condoms 9.99. Finding out she swallows and likes it in the ass? Priceless! Fuck Mastercard, it pays to Discover
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#9
What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?
Visa or Mastercard?
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#10
Mastercard Chinese Resturant Commercial General Tso's Chicken........
$11.50 Coca-Cola........ $1.99 Take out guy forgets container........ Riceless
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#11
It only takes 3 inches to please a woman And it doesn't
matter if it's Visa, MasterCard, or American Express.
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#12
I just don't get the immigration issue...
If they can't get Visas, then they should just apply for Mastercards.
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#13
3 1/2 Inches is the avg size a woman needs to be happy.
MasterCard, Visa, American Express, ect...
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