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#1
Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?
Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out
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#2
Dear Architect, surely this bald spot
on my head is a glitch in the matrix?
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#3
Dear police: if you're going to racial profile, how about you
check out the white boy dressed like he's in the matrix
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#4
The Matrix would have been an entirely different movie if...
...Bill Cosby got the role of Morpheus. "The red pill or the blue pill?"
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#5
What do they use to heal cuts
in the Matrix Neo Sporin
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#6
What if Hitler was cast for 'The Matrix' instead of Keanu Reeves?
The movie would have been pretty... Neo-Nazi.
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#7
I always party like it's 1999.
Standing in a corner talking to nerds about The Matrix.
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#8
Why can't you eat soup in The Matrix?
Because there is no spoon.
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#9
Why can't you eat soup in the Matrix...
Because there is no spoon....
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#10
I always party like it's 1999.
Standing in a corner talking to nerds about The Matrix. :(
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#11
A warning to prisoners of the
Matrix Snitches get glitches
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#12
So on your resume, under references, you wrote "it's a trap!", "do him
job", "that rug really tied the room together, man" and "The Matrix"
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#13
Morpheus: If you take the red pill, I will show you what the Matrix is.
Neo: *ingests pill* Whoa. Morpheus: It's also a powerful laxative.
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#14
I bet phone booths are disappearing because
they don't want us escaping the Matrix.
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#15
Just watched Inception,Donnie Darko,Memento and The
Matrix and now I don't think I am real anymore.
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#16
Dog Morpheus: Ok, Dog Neo.
You take the grey pill, you wake up in your kennel. But if you take the GREY pill - I will show you the Matrix.
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#17
Hey girl, on a scale of 'Neo's mind in the beginning of The Matrix'
and 'Neo's mind at the end', how free are you tonight?
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#18
So in The Matrix they feed you the liquified remains of the dead through a tube but you get to sleep and be online all day?
I'm listening.
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#19
I just got whipped and gagged by a lady covered in a ton of specks of leather.
She was a dot matrix dominatrix.
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#20
They changed something in the matrix...
and now all the eigenvalues are wrong.
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