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Matters Jokes

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What Are Matters Jokes?

Matters Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of matters jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I could try taking matters into my own hands...
But it just doesn't do it for me.
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#2
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None: only the inner light matters.
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#3
The Id, The Ego, and The Super Ego walk into a bar....
The Id, The Ego, and The Super Ego walk into a bar. No they didn't! Yes, they did! None of this even matters!
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#4
Size matters...
My penis looks huge when it's next to a map.
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#5
What is 6 afraid of 7?
Because size matters.
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#6
I've been dumped by my girlfriend...
She found me creepy as I always had to have a name for my penis, oh well, guess I'll have to take Matters into my own hands now.
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#7
They say it's the journey that matters and not the destination,
which is good because I've no clue where I'm going.
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#8
Spez tells us that we should take our time to vote today, because it "matters"...
That's the fucking joke.
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#9
the refrigerator is a clear example
that what matters is whats inside
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#10
I love when I can still smell your colon on my pillow the next day.
-why spelling matters
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#11
I think I might be a nihilist...
not that it matters...
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#12
Black Friday Matters!!
No, all Fridays matter.
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#13
When life gives you lemons, worship the elder Gods.
Take candy from a baby. Drink from a trough of blood. Who cares? None of this matters
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#14
Ultracrepidarianism is the habit of giving opinions & advice on matters outside one's knowledge or competence.
Or, as I call it, tweeting.
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#15
Of course size matters.
No one wants a small pizza
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#16
Of course size matters.
No one likes a small pizza.
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#17
So I was having sex with a girl from work...
She wasn't really into it, and then to make matters worse my boss walked in on us. Long story short, I lost my job at the morgue.
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#18
MY NEIGHBOR CAT MITZI JUST LET ME PET HER FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN 2 YRS NOTHING ELSE MATTERS RIGHT NOW ONLY MITZI & I EXIST
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#19
Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?
Because he doesn't think it matters if you make it or not.
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#20
me: just tell me I don't die in an Arby's bathroom stall Death: [sadly
looking up from his book] look, what matters is how you lived
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Are Matters Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Matters Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Matters Jokes are available?
We currently have 48 Matters Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Matters Jokes?
Matters Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Matters Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and matters jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love matters jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Matters Jokes safe for all ages?
Most matters jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Matters Jokes?
matters jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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