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Matthew Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of matthew jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If another day goes by without a Matthew, Mark, Luke and John forming
a boyband called New Testament, I'm going to give up on everything.
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#2
*first astronaut lands on Mars* NASA: How does it feel son?
Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band
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#3
What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?
All white, all white, all white!
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#4
Matthew McConaughey's acting secret
is that he always just came
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#5
2016 Election Honestly hurricane Matthew should run for president
because I think he left the biggest mark on the country
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#6
What's the name of that band
Dave Matthews is in
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#7
Matthew McConaughey's car can't make left turns.
This is very dangerous. He should get that repaired
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#8
You all know why Hurricane Matthews is
so bad Well unlike Katrina its a guy
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#9
What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?
A right a right a right!
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#10
Just heard about the new sex tape with Paul McCartney's daughter and Matthew McConaughey...
It's called Interstellar McCartney.
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#11
Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
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#12
Trump is like Hurricane Matthew The media is talking about it nonstop.
Nobody knows how bad it's going to be, but you can't help shake your head at the Floridan who ignores the warning.
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#13
Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible Is that true?
Where can it be found? Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt "
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#14
"I'm not here to make 'Friends'!" --Matthew Perry on
some reality show in 2016 so get ready to laugh!
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#15
I was going to tell you this joke about Matthew Shepard...
...but I'm kind of on the fence about it.
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#16
What colour did Matthew McConaughey paint his house?
All white, all white, all white...
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#17
Please sign my petition to make Matthew
McConaughey the voice for Siri.
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#18
The porn version of Interstellar is out ...
It's called "IntoStella". For the bonus point: in the gay porn version, Matthew McConaughey ends up in Uranus.
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#19
How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?
On rye on rye on rye.
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#20
If I heard Matthew McConaughey only drank water out of a garden
hose attached to the side of his house, I'd totally believe it.
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