What Are Mayflower Jokes?
Mayflower Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mayflower jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower how did the barbers arrive?
On clipper ships.
#2
If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
Pilgrims
#3
"You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower." "Really?
Which rat was he?"
#4
April showers bring May flowers..
And Mayflowers bring smallpox.
#5
In April of 1620, it rained.
That same year, the Pilgrims arrived. I suppose the saying is true. April showers bring Mayflowers.
#6
If April showers bring May flowers what do Mayflowers bring?
Genocide.
#7
April showers bring May flowers
Mayflowers bring Smallpox.
#8
Why do Native Americans hate April showers?
Because they bring Mayflowers
#9
Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher:
"The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."
#10
If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
Genocide.
#11
Remember April showers bring May flowers.
But, Mayflowers being smallpox.
#12
April showers bring May flowers, and what do Mayflowers bring?
Smallpox.
#13
Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?
Because it brings Mayflowers.
#14
April showers bring May flowers
Mayflowers bring Small Pox.
#15
April showers bring May flowers...
...but Mayflowers bring smallpox.
#16
If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
Smallpox.
Why People Enjoy Mayflower Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and mayflower jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love mayflower jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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