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#1
Mufasa means King.
So their parents literally named their sons King and Garbage. No wonder Scar wanted everyone dead.
#2
What's so bad about being a virgin, anyway?
It means fucking nothing.
#3
Synonym is just another word for a word that
means the same thing as another word.
#4
*surgeon opens cooler during transplant* *cooler is full of Gatorade* "Wait
but this means..." *cut to surgeon's kids dumping kidney on coach*
#5
My mom asked me if I would still date a girl who had cancer and lost her hair from chemo.
i told her, "Of course, that just means she has better head!"
#6
"Name him Mufasa, it means "king" in Manazoto.
And uh, we'll call HIM Scar. Because his face." Simba's grandparents were the real villains.
#7
Most laughs that you hear on TV shows today, were recorded in the 1950's.
Means, technically, you're likely hearing dead people laughing.
#8
People tell me that I'm condescending
That means I talk down to people
#9
Tried to impress 9 by making up sentences containing 3 of her
vocabulary words at once, so now she knows what "nerd" means.
#10
Did you know the Bible forbids sunbathing in Greece?
That means it is a sin to go to Cos and get a tan.
#11
Telling a woman that you want to "rock her body" means
something completely different in Pakistan.
#12
[job interview] You sure you know what it means to be a real estate developer?
[i picture myself yelling at a building to try harder] Yes
#13
My boss yelled at me yesterday "It's the fifth time you've been late to work this week!
Do you know what that means?!" I said, "Probably that it's Friday?"...
#14
It was recently revealed that 25% of women are being treated for mental illness.
Scary shit. It means 75% are running around untreated.
#15
Public speaking is the #1 fear of the average person.
#2 is death. This means that at a funeral, more people would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy. -Jerry Seinfeld
#16
About 50% of the time "good
luck" means "fuck you."
#17
[job interview] "You wrote here your biggest weakness is not knowing what irony means." "Ironic isn't it?
Is it? I don't know."
#18
my 10 year high school reunion is in August which means I have
2 months to lose 40 pounds and get engaged to Michael Cera
#19
What's the difference between Ireland and America?
When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.
#20
The number One day,i saw a girl whose Facebook name is 70.Because of curiosity I added
her.Until i have done with her and her name changed to 71, i know what her means.
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