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Meetings Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of meetings jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My new years resolution is to stop biting my toenails.
Nervous habit I picked up during all these meetings at work.
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#2
Civil War reenactments are a lot like meetings.
You do the same thing over and over again while waiting for your turn to die.
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#3
Daughter: How was your day, Daddy?
Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS!?!
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#4
I've been attending Acronym Anonymous meetings recently.
Or as I like to call it AA. I'm not making a lot of progress.
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#5
*catches frisbee* "this is the kinda thing I mean when
I say you guys don't take staff meetings seriously"
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#6
Horses are so negative in meetings....
They are such neigh-sayers.
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#7
After a number of meetings and discussions, a blonde 18-year-old was dismissed from FFA, the Future Farmers of America group.
She couldn't keep her calves together.
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#8
Apparently sleeping your way to the top doesn't mean dozing
off in meetings or taking naps in the copier room.
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#9
I don't understand why everyone thinks the KKK are racist.
Every week at our meetings there's always loads of black people hanging around.
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#10
STOP holding secret meetings
about my paranoia!
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#11
C'mon, I can't be the only one that does
kegels to pass the time in meetings
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#12
Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?
Because he was always coming in a little behind.
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#13
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings,
I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
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#14
I once made an apathetic club.
No one cared enough to attend the meetings, though.
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#15
You know what the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic is?
A drunk doesn't have to go to all those fuckin meetings.
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#16
Why is everyone always late to Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Anonymous meetings?
Because they're all tied up, but coming soon.
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#17
When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?
- just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings
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#18
Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?
Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.
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#19
In Canada alcoholics
go to EhEh meetings.
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#20
Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they
got the big meeting table through the door.
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