What Are Member Jokes?
Member Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of member jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What do you call the family members of the Force?
Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.
#2
The band The Doors have decided to change their name after
the next member dies It's gonna be Three Doors Down.
#3
Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member?
He went around killing gingers.
#4
Carson: No it wasn't a friend it was a close family member.
And I didn't stab her I froze her heart. "Sir, that's the plot of Frozen."
#5
im a proud member of an elitist clique which spawned from the entenmann's
bakery product support forums back in the early '00s
#6
A member of Isis is having a bad day...
It's having a crisis
#7
I haven't talked to a single member of my family since the great monopoly battle of '06.
So yea, I know a thing or 2 about holding a grudge.
#8
I'm a proud member of DAM:
Mothers Against Dyslexia.
#9
Today I was asked by a Red Cross member if I could help towards the floods
in Pakistan I said I would, but I don't have a hose that reaches that far
#10
I asked my Grandfather what it's like to have Alzheimer's.
He stared blankly at me as he no longer remembers any of his family members or how to construct sentences.
#11
How lost members does it take
to change a lightbulb?
#12
"Why do white people like cheese so much?" Because they're made from cultures!
Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.
#13
Recently, a Catholic hair stylist made news traveling around slandering the pope and Catholicism, angering many members of the faith.
The pope denounced him... calling him a "hair-a-tick"
#14
What do you call a cross between two KKK members?
Burning
#15
Did you hear about the most recent police shooting?
I heard they killed a law-abiding, productive member of society.
#16
Is the volcano mean or nice?
He was mean because he interrupts. (Courtesy of a family member - Benjamin)
#17
President Obama says his daughters need minimum wage jobs to "learn what
it means to work." May I suggest the same for members of Congress?
#18
What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?
A nISISist
#19
What is a KKK member's favorite board game?
CROSS fire
#20
What's a KKK member's favorite car?
A crossfire.
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