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Membership Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of membership jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said: "You have reached the
end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com."
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#2
My gym just sold me a lifetime gym membership for our unborn baby.
I hope it works out.
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#3
yeah i got a gym membership.
its called life. watch me lift this big ass rock. now im gonna do 20 reps of pretending im a beautiful bird
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#4
I just cancelled my gym membership
It wasn't working out.
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#5
Where on LinkedIn do I add my
current gang memberships
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#6
What did the incredibly racist country club owner reply to the Black guy who applied for membership?
"Come on right in! Every brother is welcome in my crib!"
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#7
Basically, I'm paying for a gym membership just to have the
keyring thingy so people think I actually go to one...
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#8
I'm not saying it would kill me to work out, I'm just saying my wife
bought me a gym membership and doubled my life insurance...
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#9
I asked when my gym membership was up and the dude said "day before Valentine's
Day" like I'm some genius who knows when Valentine's Day is.
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#10
Why are gym memberships illegal?
Because of the Free Exercise Clause.
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#11
If gyms paid pretty girls to just sit and clap in the weight section,
I bet they could charge anything they want for a membership.
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#12
Just found out exercising...
...and exorcising are two very different things. Officially canceling my membership to the most terrifying gym ever. (via @wiseguypictures)
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#13
HER: I'm leaving you ME: Is it because I'm too literal?
HER: no it's just we're not working out ME: *buys both of us a gym membership*
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#14
I pay a monthly membership fee that
lets me think about going to a gym.
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#15
I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction
We're trying to get our membership up
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#16
I decided to cancel my gym membership today...
...just didn't work out.
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#17
How did the Jewish mother offer to help her son meet a nice Jewish girl?
She offered to pay for half of his J-date membership.
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#18
TIFU when I deleted my gym membership, hit
my lawyer, & posted it to Facebook.
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#19
My bank just called me about suspicious activity on my account.
They didn't believe I bought a gym membership.
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#20
Happy that I paid $ for a gym membership to exercise the little neuron
in my brain that argues whether I should go to the gym every day
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and membership jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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