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Mennonite Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mennonite jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?
Too Mennonite
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#2
An interesting title Did you hear about the adulterous Amish woman?
She was banging to Mennonite.
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#3
How do you please an Amish woman?
3 Mennonite...
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#4
Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?
Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.
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#5
What do all Amish women want?
2 Mennonite.
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#6
"Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?
Too Mennonite." - Hitchens
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#7
What do all Amish girls want?
Two Mennonite
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#8
Amish Hooker What's an Amish Hooker do?
Ten Mennonite! (Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.) edit: I accidentally a ")", but I'm getting a kick out of the weird comments. :-)
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#9
Did you hear about the Amish woman who got arrested?
She was doing 2 Mennonite a night
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#10
What is an Hommish woman's fantasy?
Two Mennonite
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#11
The Amish girl was excommunicated...
...too Mennonite.
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#12
How do you please an Amish woman?
Give her two Mennonite
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#13
Saw some Mennonites playing Baseball yesterday
All I saw was a swing and Amish
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#14
How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
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#15
How much business does an Amish prostitute get?
Ten Mennonite
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#16
Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?
Too Mennonite.
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#17
What is every Amish woman's dream?
Two Mennonite.
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#18
Why was the Amish girl shunned?
Too Mennonite.
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#19
Why did the Amish girl get kicked out of the community?
Too Mennonite.
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#20
You know the Amish are people of simple values but did you know they are some of the most sexual people?
.... It's true, their women require at least 2 Mennonite!
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