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Mess Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mess jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Recently started working with homosexuals, I'm having a hard time dealing with the sticky mess.
But they insist I style my hair using gel to appear more professional.
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#2
I feel so alive when I watch an object fall and shatter into hundreds of pieces.
Not alive enough to clean up the mess though.
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#3
Why dick has a sad life?
Bcoz, his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy and his owner beats him.
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#4
"I'd like one personal pizza please" Pizza: Your life's a mess.
You should lose 10 pounds. Call your mother. "Whoa maybe not that personal"
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#5
"Excuse the mess; we had guests," I graciously explain,
leaving out the "five months ago" part.
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#6
Three people I never mess with:n1- PMSing women.n2-
Truck drivers.n3- PMSing truck drivers.
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#7
Why do women have legs?
Have you seen the mess snails make?
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#8
I'm the Spare Queen All I know is how to
make a mess and then make sense of it.
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#9
mess with me and I will staright-up yank
the drawstring out of your hoodie
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#10
Why do zombies all have such shitty clothes?!
It's like you JUST died, how did you mess up your shirt that bad
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#11
I got myself into this mess, and I can
get myself further into this mess.
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#12
My Shake Weight came in the mail today!
Boy, was that a mess.
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#13
heres my To Do List - become the new kfc colonel, mess with
texas, invent a new animal just to piss off scientists
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#14
Ain't no party like a Neal Brennan party cuz Neal
Brennan quietly resents you for making a mess.
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#15
It sucks to be a dick..
A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually.
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#16
A dick has a sad life...
Its hair is a mess, its family is nuts, its neighbor is an asshole, its best friend is a pussy, and its owner beats it.
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#17
why did they invent white chocolate?
so black kids can make a mess too...
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#18
When a man falls asleep next to me, I like to sniff his arm pit.
Then he usually gets mad, I have to ride a different bus, it's a big mess.
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#19
I just want to make you hot.
Mess your hair up. Get your blood flowing. When I chase you around the house over the last piece of pizza.
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#20
Don't mess around with asexuals
They don't fuck around.
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